This guy knows what he's talking about.

This guy knows what he's talking about.

My head just exploded.

My head just exploded.

That is…utterly macabre.

That is…utterly macabre.

What a coincidence: after reading this news I laid in bed and ate a whole thing of candy beans.

What a coincidence: after reading this news I laid in bed and ate a whole thing of candy beans.

For the love of Christ, does anyone have her phone number?

For the love of Christ, does anyone have her phone number?

I'm here, Amy. I'm here, DEAR GOD SOMEONE TELL HER I'M HERE.

I'm here, Amy. I'm here, DEAR GOD SOMEONE TELL HER I'M HERE.

Oh cool, an article about Breaking Bad. I'll click on that. Page came up pretty quickly. Now I'll just adjust my eyes to look at the attached picture and HOLY FUCK.

Oh cool, an article about Breaking Bad. I'll click on that. Page came up pretty quickly. Now I'll just adjust my eyes to look at the attached picture and HOLY FUCK.

I come for the strudel; it's great.

I come for the strudel; it's great.

I have a Google Alert for "Pam+legs" and got this. What a gyp.

I have a Google Alert for "Pam+legs" and got this. What a gyp.

Don't even try to pretend like Bill Nighy's not playing that DJ.

Don't even try to pretend like Bill Nighy's not playing that DJ.