THERE ARE WIZARDS?!?

Oh, I see you got there without me.

Do you know how many copies of Cards Against Humanity have been sold? A lot. It's a whole lot.

Even for GJ,I! this is just a terrible terrible low.

"This generation's … Donnie Darko!"

sure. we are all already dead after all.

I mean, kind of, but you might be missing the premise of this bit, Bart.

No, they are hiding among us, waiting until we need them again. An episode of NCIS, the Cyborg movie, the latest Power Rangers show, The Invisible Man, Gwenpool, they are everywhere. And when they return we will be grateful.

the rare Welsh bluesman.

Shalene Wooley

BRANDING DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!

Guys, I'm actually really worried about the CEO of Tits. If they got his browser history and it gets out and people see that it's actually like 90% wangs then he's finished there. Finished!

I actually think he's not racist. Have you seen his dead eyes? I think that he wants to destroy all human life, regardless of ethnic background. I bet he just realizes it's easier to start with the people that are already hated by the majority, and then work your way up.

duh, its for too president's.

Women are attracted to all kids of weird shit. I know a girl that thinks Eddie Redmayne is the sexiest man alive.

I never would have thought that the new pornographers and the drive-by-truckers were part of the same genre (sub-genre?).

"I'm sick of you acosta-ing me with these questions!"

that's a genre? who else is in that genre?

wait, what'd he say?

It's hard to get a read on. it'd be easier if they were the anti anti-christ.