There's no Christmas special like that one episode of Barney.

Here's a series I need to get back into. The only two episodes that I can remember were Bloody Eye and the one with that psychotic dude who's afraid of cats and tries to kill Spike at the carnival. Good stuff.

I think I shit my pants, too. Oops.

The one that was made before or after her death?

Zombieland? More like Zombielivingroom. Am I right? Ha cha cha cha!

I hardly know ure!

I sure could go for a salmon crunch pie right now.

Sometimes my poop smells like pennies. I must not be the only one!

I was invited. I brought the Subway.

I read that as "veins" because his neck looks like a penis.

Why is there shit on the walls?

Apology unaccepted. What a douche.

Bert should just deck Joshua in the face and walk off the show.

Whenever there's a movie I want to watch, there's always news about it being remade.

Platoon 2.

Eh? Eh?
Perhaps he could be a John "Fatty" Arbuckle in the new Garfield movie.