Snake charming is what my sex worker is for.

I actually really liked Dan's answer to the last letter writer. That person was all high and mighty, and the use of "slut" in the derogatory means they have an issue with sex, and probably with women. Dan was right about committing to the person though, whatever your thoughts on monogamy.

Wait, what does the regular fee cover?

Will the sex worker take care of my notifications, if you know what I mean?

Two words: Sex. Ism.

I don't know how happy you're gonna be if it's not as hard as it seems.

Eh, they kind of are.

Now you know why I have this asshole blocked.

There's a word for you: Lazy.

That's why we need to teach children at a young age that they can try to fix themselves, and if that's not possible, see a therapist. That's what they're there for.

It also makes sense when writing into a sex columnist where details like that are often important.

Practice, practice, practice. It's not as hard as it seems.

Sad that the bisexual thing affects the attitude that way, but you're right about the word "single." I dunno how to combat it. May just change with time.

Thank goodness you didn't include an extra comma in there or else I would've thought Jeff Goldblum was helping you with your anxiety. Which would've been believable, somehow.

It's definitely worse for women to deal with. I don't get hassled about it at all, but I think it's partially because people know by now that I do what I want to do, and to leave me alone. But also, I don't really have any extended family to bug me about it. I know I'm lucky.

You'd have called a divorce lawyer while looking through their email the first time.

She is, she's just really subtle about it. She moves the remote just out of reach. She puts stuff back in the fridge right after you take it out. Stuff like that.

You don't have to eat it. It's recommended, but you don't have to.

What I wish people would teach children is how to react to certain things. Feeling persecuted is tough, though likely not even true, a lot of the time. That being said, if the majority of people have a problem with your beliefs and/or actions, maybe you need to take a look at those actions. Not saying you have to…

All I can do is hope I have never created one. Or helped create one. Other than that, I got nothing.