That's awesome! I'm happy for you, OG. Keep regaling us with your sex tales.

This may be the only solution.

Aw, I miss Phil.

I had to snap at my mom to get her to stop talking to me about it. I'm not proud of it, but I'm happy it happened.

NOW YOU TELL ME. WHERE'S THE PREEMPTIVE ADVICE, HOE?

Tree pretty! What are we doing?

Maybe consummate V's then?

Come on what now? This got dirty fast.

When I was younger I was a tad skittish myself, but I'll never understand wanting to be around people that don't want you there. How is that in any way fun? Also, I'm lazy as hell, and trying to win someone over sounds like a lot of work.

No, he's driving her to the airport next week.

Hey, if I get mine…

Yeah, this was actually my first thought.

You get my complaint!

Same!

Oh there is no winning, not these days anyway. So I just say screw it and feel whatever I feel.

I really couldn't tell the gender of the writer, but you may be right. Just seems more likely to be a man.

For the longest time I followed the idea that men shouldn't be emotional, or at least not in front of other people. I'm pretty glad I've gotten over that bs.

Quite possible!

That's not better.

Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised. The whole letter was pretty gross.