Ha. Well said.

100% how I feel.

Eh, don't feel bad. Most studios are horrible.

Amateur stuff is way better. The women are more attractive (to me), and presumably they are enjoying it.

Agreed.

I think it's okay to watch porn for free if it's amateurs who voluntarily put their stuff online for free. Granted, it's kind of impossible to know if they actually did that. But I'm not paying for porn.

Same here. She always had interesting things to say.

You proud of them? All that matters.

You totally lied. This advice column was open for about four minutes.

Yeah, the key is not trying. Or at least knowing how it feels when you're not actively trying.

There ya go! Problem solved.

Telling your significant other they can't or shouldn't date after you pass is selfish bullshit, and you should feel bad if you do that.

I've never created anything extraordinary, but I've created plenty and entertained people with it, so that's enough for me. I know what you mean, for sure.

He did say it felt obligatory. That's not fun either.

That's one of the billion reasons I would be a terrible celebrity. No way could I feign anything other than contempt for garbage people like her.

We should all be so lucky.

Hmm… I kinda hate it, but what's your gut say?

Noooooooooooooooooo!

…nah. That's not helping.

Enlightened is so great and cut down so short.