You have. It's just so stupid and sad that I try to pretend it's not true.

Would've been an interesting video though.

Um, it's women's responsibility to make sure all men have had sex by 30. How do you not know this?

I still wouldn't. I can wait. I've got a lot of practice.

I can't stand it. I love my dad, and he's so great, but man does he not see a mess to save his life.

Said Ripley to the android Bishop.

Yeah, well said. And it's perpetuating the idea that all women are worth is their vagina. What an asshole.

Really it's not the AV Club without a weird guy masturbating in the corner.

It just means I'm not ready.

I really don't care for sexting. I don't know why, just does not do anything for me. It makes me more uncomfortable than anything, and I'm far from a prude. Receiving pictures is awesome of course, though I don't really enjoy sending them.

Hold on, let me get my bullhorn.

The biggest thing I won't miss about moving out of my parents' house? I won't have to move something every single time I want to sit somewhere or use a table.

Sometimes? Nah, I'm kidding.

I was about to yell at you, so…

Did you maybe send that to yourself by accident?

Most.

I will answer this for you if I ever have a relationship last that long.

What if she's also drinking a Coke?

I also hate that. I always want honesty, and I get frustrated when I know I'm being lied to. That being said, honesty in those situations is fucking hard sometimes, so I try not to hold it against the other person.

Completely agree. And that term is basically the definition of objectification. Disappointing to see Dan use it freely as well.