I hate you.

Ha! Damn, I have no reply to that.

Of course. I don't wanna spend the time or money on one wedding let alone four.

Yeah, I said above that I don't always feel like I fit in, but I've had a couple of the same friends for longer than most people here have been alive, so I'm good.

While I've been lucky in that my oldest friend (I've known him for…32 years, yikes) is the most popular dude I know, so I've always been invited to (or at least welcome at) stuff, I often feel like I don't quite fit in. It's okay, though, I don't really mind. I embrace being a loner sometimes.

You fit in fine here.

People can convince themselves of anything. Whether it's "this is the one," "this is the time I'm not going to cheat," or "this is the last time I cheat and he won't find out anyway."

Oh I understand the point. It's just not going to happen.

Hey, my mother is Dan Savage!

Taking 20 selfies sounds like pure hell to me.

Those are not useless then. But I take your point.

Yes sir it is! Congratulations and I would like to shake your hand.

By 14!

I just don't get spending money on useless things. What a waste.

Your view on relationships is fucked up. Glad you aren't my parent.

That was kinda my point. Like the opposite of your bunk.

The bad thing about being in your funk is you usually only have room for one person in there.

Soooo…not flip flopping.

It's probably not healthy, I know.

That message has to start somewhere. I can't stand that aspect (along with many others) of our culture.