They almost had that free Big Mac.

I don't remember if it was that special, but I remember a relatively recent one of his getting mild praise, so I tried to watch it. What the actual fuck. It's exactly as you describe and completely unwatchable. I don't think I lasted fifteen minutes.

We're in a room!

Hey just last week I made a burger for one hot bisexual woman. Is that good enough?

When I was 34 I dated a 23 year old. Granted, she was pretty mature for her age. That being said, I do feel like once you hit say…25, the new minimum should be at least 21. When you still have to worry about whether she's gonna want you to buy her alcohol, that's a no good.

I love that the second part, which contains the sexy goodness, currently has double the upvotes of the first part.

How about a hot dog?

It can also be The Dance of Honor!

But we have to get rid of the Seaward!

You know, you're being a real count-ry western singer.

I don't think this is a healthy way to look at it. At least I hope you are aware of how complex each situation is.

Yeah, for sure. This could easily be turned into a book.

So…am I gonna have to make my own sandwich?

I've never even HEARD of Kik.

He IS all about bran intake.

Snapchat is part of people's fantasies now? Really?

Who's Abed? From Community? He's fictional.

Well, mine is like 50, but specifically this year? 20.

*so hopes this is a joke*

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