Food.

I been trying!

You absolutely cannot hold onto guilt over things you couldn't control. That's that bullshit part of your brain that needs to go fuck itself. Please, be kind to yourself and focus on what you can do and are doing right now to achieve your goals.

Come on, buddy. You know why.

Honestly it sounds like the evening was a wonderful surprise, which is the best kind of surprise.

"My apologies for seeming like I’m copying from Idiotking, but this is a two-part story"

Ha. Yeah, Inside Out was probably third for me.

I don't see what you did there!

Hey, that's my 1-2. Fury Road then Hateful Eight. So damn fun and entertaining.

Seeing and then listening to a man get mauled by dogs didn't make you uncomfortable? Good to know.

She's assuming he's already used 5 gallons on his own.

Oh, looks good on you though…

I don't know what you have planned for tonight, Truffleberry, but count me out!

Because he died a virgin?

We really are. And thanks so much!

When I was getting back into shape a couple years ago (have since fallen back out) I had gotten my pace down to around 8:00 and was delirious about that. I wanted to keep lowering it, but that didn't happen, obviously. I'll get back to it eventually!

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

Perfect!

My lack of knowledge of old timey card games is really killing me here.

That's completely understandable. I know a surprising amount of people whose parents are still together and happy. Or at least seem to be. But who the hell knows. Life's a crapshoot.