Glad to see you got Chitown on the list!

Hey a 6:58 pace is phenomenal. I'd be so happy with that.

At least not a SEX advice columnist. As that question was not about sex.

Wait, you don't believe in long-term relationships? Like they're silly in general or just not for you?

Well it probably depends on who is going to be there.

That's fantastic.

Holy shit dude. I agree with everything I actually read, but that was long.

I didn't even get that far. Stopped reading 2/3 of the way through the question when I realized I needed nothing else from that situation.

Glad to see you're really enjoying Deadwood. It's just one of those shows that clicks for everyone at a different time. I'm about due for a rewatch, and based on the dialogue alone, I can't see it ever getting boring.

She's never been less than great, but Larson is outstanding in Room. I have no idea what the Academy will do, but yeah she should win.

I'm so excited for both of those. This is going to be an amazing week and I wouldn't be surprised if all three movies go into my top ten for the year. Though I already know The Force Awakens will, as I couldn't wait til Christmas and saw it today.

It's really damn good.

Best Oscars of all-time. Then they could shut it down.

How was Cusack in Love and Mercy? It seemed like horrible, horrible casting to me.

Yeah, that was good too. And Show Me a Hero. Which approximately 12 people saw.

*applause*

Nah. He's been in a bunch of obscure stuff. No one saw Llewyn Davis or Ex Machina. He's way far from a household name.

Oscar Isaac is the fucking best. He's the best actor no one has ever heard of.

Y'all are making me tear up in here. Hope you like it whenever you do read it!

Aw thanks. I wish I could've warned you that those reviews were by my brother and my three best friends.