For the record, Yummsh's girl does in fact like the flavored alcohol, especially vodkas, but would rather shoot straight whiskey or bourbon because it gets the job done faster. But, to each their own.

i second this.

The director
Not to absolve Diablo Cody from all of the sins of this movie, but doesn't the director deserve some vitriol as well, Scott? Just because Cody is a "big name" in screenwriting doesn't mean she was responsible for how all of it came out on the screen. I think as long as we're going to spew venom, we…

Jeffery Jones is a pederast.

I have seen the Rabin
And I am not disappointed.

I suck
I think I can publicly admit it now, I have a huge crush on David Cook. Yesterday I admitted that I haven't watched AI since Carly was voted off and that's true, but I've downloaded all of David Cook's performances and I love him. The "word nerd" thing won me over, and is bad hair and attitude did the rest. …

when was the last time you threatened a girl with a cavity search? I would be totally up for one these days, especially if the searcher came equipped with handcuffs.

well, if you spend your downtime working on cross word puzzles and playing scrabble, what else would you call yourself? I believe I've called myself a grammar nerd on occasion.

David Cook
I haven't watched this season since they voted Carley off, but I would vote for him just because he is a self-declared "word nerd." We need more intellectualism in our pop tarts.

It's worked for me!
Ladies, or you few men on here that have girlfriends, hide your stash in your (or your girlfriend's) bra on the underside of your (or her) rack. A cop will really have to be inappropriate to look there, and then you have a handy sexual harassment suit when the cops are done.

Are you forgetting "Rock Lobster"?

The Greatful Dead's harmonies don't exist in real life. I'm serious. If you ever get sheet music to any of their songs that there's extensive harmony on and try to play it, it totally doesn't sound the same. It's because when you're that high and singing, it will only sound that good once, then it doesn't…