Really, how hard is it to flummox a mental midget like Dan Lebatard? He isn't worthy of masturbating to her image, let alone interview her.

If Ryan Adams appeared on Sean Hannity's show, the segment would have been edited like Homer Simpson's appearance on "Rock Bottom". I'm pretty sure a talking chimpanzee could destroy Hannity's arguments if given the chance to do so in a live forum, but Hannity's all about debating with safe targets like Alan Colmes…

Or at least gave us hope that more of Orson Welles' lost footage just might be within someone's reach.

I liked her in Wonderfalls and Six Feet Under but I'll always think of her as one of the few women that someone like George Costanza would have actually had a chance with if Seinfeld bore any resemblance to real life. "I find the pastrami to be the most sensual of the salted cured meats."

So that's when the Christmas Elf sketch aired. I remember watching it during a sleepover at my friend's house, and my friend's mother and I were in stitches. She couldn't figure out why I thought it was so funny, especially because my friends didn't laugh as hard as I did.

I didn't remember the title of the Jennifer Love Hewitt spinoff from Party of Five. I just remember that more than one person referred to it as "Party of Two".

Healy's a scumbag. He deserves to lose his job and his mail order bride and end up unemployable. The betrayal was all in his mind - even on his best day he wouldn't stand a chance with Pennsatucky, let alone Piper. It's one thing to feel betrayed, but it's another to let someone fight for their lives because the…

David Opatoshu was also in "A Feasibility Study", one of the best episodes of "The Outer Limits".

Or a Maslanado?

It's too late to make this comment on the review of "Mars v. Mars" so I'll say it here. During the scene where the girls mock Leighton Meester's character by singing "Don't Stand So Close To Me", the only thing I think is that it's a better version of the song than the Police released on the greatest hits album they…

Kate Beaton's take on Wonder Woman is ok, but her Nancy Drew cartoons are hilarious.

I haven't seen this film in a while, but I remember it being anything but bleak. I just remember an a angry young girl trying to make a living making waffles, and if that didn't work out, she'd try something else. The word that comes to mind when I remember this film is "determined".

Not Neil Young's "The Bridge"? Its inclusion might have led Neil to finally re-release "Time Fades Away".

That line belongs on the Vendrell family crest. Even if Shane ended up as an inner-city high school teacher he'd do something stupid like buying a Rolex to wear to work every day.

During the era when Firefly and Wonderfalls were aired I always thought there was a division of FOX where they decided that they would show shows like the aforementioned, only to be overruled by the  division that oversaw FOX News once the shows came out with low ratings out of the gate. I felt the same way about…

The things I remember about "Cavender is Coming" are Carol Burnett, that it's the second worst episode of the show, the Maytag Repair Man better known as Jesse White, and the laugh track.

"On Thursday We Leave For Home" is a great episode. James Whitmore owns as the self appointed leader of a group stranded on a planet that no one feels they will ever leave, until some astronauts show up to rescue them.

"ARE YOU THE COW OF PAIN!?"

The only problem I have with "The Dummy" (or any other ventriloquist related horror story) is that it pales to the "Dead of Night" segment where Michael Redgrave plays the ventriloquist. A lot of the movie was meh, but the scene where Redgrave hits his dummy only to be threatened in return still sticks in my mind.

It took a while for the page to download, so I got to stare at the photo for a while. The first thing that came to mind was "This movie looks long". When I finally saw the text I thought "ok, 165 minutes isn't THAT long.