Hey, someone just gave me a random excuse to point this out…in the world of Red Dead Redemption, one skunk's worth of meat retails for three 1911 dollars, equivalent to about $60 in today's money.

Probably not.  I'm also probably not the only person that thinks those bullets look like they're less than an inch and a half in diameter.  .35(7) caliber, perhaps?

I think my eyes might have misted up upon seeing that stuffed shark, because one Christmas when I was very small, I must have asked a half dozen mall Santas for a stuffed hammerhead shark.  I didn't get it.

I think my eyes might have misted up upon seeing that stuffed shark, because one Christmas when I was very small, I must have asked a half dozen mall Santas for a stuffed hammerhead shark.  I didn't get it.

I flarped my wookie.

I flarped my wookie.

The windmills must be gigantic!

The windmills must be gigantic!

I know you are but what am I?

I know you are but what am I?

That might be my favorite Simpsons line ever.  As my current situation forces me to teach science to Texans, I get to say it a lot.

That might be my favorite Simpsons line ever.  As my current situation forces me to teach science to Texans, I get to say it a lot.

@avclub-7d1dff07b1d3fe8174a43588f9528ea4:disqus   But why cover the stink when you can apply it to a large, burly, professional beater-upper of people who is conveniently nearby?  That sounds more fun.

@avclub-7d1dff07b1d3fe8174a43588f9528ea4:disqus   But why cover the stink when you can apply it to a large, burly, professional beater-upper of people who is conveniently nearby?  That sounds more fun.

You city slickers 'n' yer fansy-pants razers.  Rubbin' ma face with cream an' lettin' the kat lick it off wuz good enuff fer me grandpappy, 'n' it's good enuff fer me.

You city slickers 'n' yer fansy-pants razers.  Rubbin' ma face with cream an' lettin' the kat lick it off wuz good enuff fer me grandpappy, 'n' it's good enuff fer me.

@avclub-5d213468da8857324393c707fb3f6f67:disqus Once again, I point to Fort Apache and its sympathetic treatment of Custer's comeuppance.

@avclub-5d213468da8857324393c707fb3f6f67:disqus Once again, I point to Fort Apache and its sympathetic treatment of Custer's comeuppance.

TCM guy, you lied to me.

TCM guy, you lied to me.