"Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now" was a lie.

That show is obviously pro-Fagerbakke.

That show is obviously pro-Fagerbakke.

Seeing "Cape Feare" put in the same league as Austin Powers? Cue Kelsey Grammer mumble-groan.

Seeing "Cape Feare" put in the same league as Austin Powers? Cue Kelsey Grammer mumble-groan.

American Horror Story is more suited to a first communion in Southern Italy.

American Horror Story is more suited to a first communion in Southern Italy.

Really, really looking forward to the book, Nathan.

Really, really looking forward to the book, Nathan.

Exactly what you'd expect from people who planned to boom, shake shake shake the room.

Exactly what you'd expect from people who planned to boom, shake shake shake the room.

Meet the Feebles was something.

Meet the Feebles was something.

This is the direct result of The Artist winning Best Picture. We're far too reliant on foreign hair oil.

This is the direct result of The Artist winning Best Picture. We're far too reliant on foreign hair oil.

I can't wait for his 29-minute retelling of "The Beach"

I can't wait for his 29-minute retelling of "The Beach"

Suddenly losing Peggy Olson would be like suddenly losing Jesse Pinkman.

Suddenly losing Peggy Olson would be like suddenly losing Jesse Pinkman.

Amen. While "Here Comes Santa Claus" does give you an idea of what Bea Arthur's reanimated corpse might sound like, CFTH makes me smile way more than it makes me groan.