Amen. While "Here Comes Santa Claus" does give you an idea of what Bea Arthur's reanimated corpse might sound like, CFTH makes me smile way more than it makes me groan.

ELO sounded like it looked – Wings-era Paul McCartney with an afro instead of a mullet. (a good thing, for the record)

ELO sounded like it looked – Wings-era Paul McCartney with an afro instead of a mullet. (a good thing, for the record)

No "Bad to the Bone" either. Which would presumably score some kind of baby-, old lady- or teacup chihuahua-related antics.

No "Bad to the Bone" either. Which would presumably score some kind of baby-, old lady- or teacup chihuahua-related antics.

Rush Hour 4: Shit Pie

Rush Hour 4: Shit Pie

It's broad … and bent.

It's broad … and bent.

How does one lick one's libido?

How does one lick one's libido?

"Forrest Gump" isn't getting much love here, but I think it's one of the most purely enjoyable tracks on this stone cold masterpiece. That hook is Isley Brothers smooth, and the sentiment is so damn sweet, it makes me forget how much I hated that movie. (Which taught me that if I do whatever the U.S. government tells…

"Forrest Gump" isn't getting much love here, but I think it's one of the most purely enjoyable tracks on this stone cold masterpiece. That hook is Isley Brothers smooth, and the sentiment is so damn sweet, it makes me forget how much I hated that movie. (Which taught me that if I do whatever the U.S. government tells…

Promethe-ERRRRRRRR!!!!!

Promethe-ERRRRRRRR!!!!!

My boss is a Jewish carpenter.

My boss is a Jewish carpenter.