Gracias, pendejo et puta abuelita!

And yet she's still as beautiful as a Game of Thrones princess.

Girl, you don't know rage until you've seen how much Deborah Lippmans go for.
(Like $20.)

Because I said "shrunken shirt."

Oh, I spilled Diet Caffeine Free Coca-Cola on my Gap Shrunken Boyfriend Shirt in Light Blue! Oh well, at least I didn't mess up my manicure (Sugar Daddy and Mademoiselle by Essie)!

I used to buy a LOT of Hot Topic growing up. Their jeans were really good for tall women. Oh, plus I was a total douchebag.

I didn't think Tank Girl could get any more annoying………

Son of a BITCH. (throws down pencil, leaves bathroom)

Goddamn, what happened,  you get scissorhands while you were sleeping?

Look, he wasn't perfect, but he was like the first white guy in a television position of power who tried to check his own privilege and that's pretty commendable because Lord knows he didn't have to.

She's a nimble writer, which you don't see much of in pop. Or anywhere else in modern music…..

"Why do they call you Marshmallow?"
"Coz I love sweet potatoes."
"I KNEW IT."

Go on?

And only one word for "beautiful." Can you imagine? Rocks, rivers, poems, supermodels, newborn babies, a good crayon color
One word to describe them all.

Do werewolves own golf clubs? Do mummies wear SOCKS?

You never gutted a fish before?
Wow, your science labs must have had money…..

How the French got around that problem:
http://www.eaudrey.com/myth…

I'm just fucking sick of hearing that word, along with Kafka-esque and existential.

There's a mollusk-ule chance that I'll watch any of this.

She's also in her mid thirties, so I'm interested to see how they'll pass her off as sixteen.