I'm still considering "post WWII" to mean World War II.
It makes for a quality spit take.

"No wonder taxes are so high in New Jersey. Commerative plaques for dumpster naming ceremonies. Sheesh. "

White people loves mayonnaise flavored soda!

Nay.

You had me intrigued until you claimed that lawyers have a conscience.
Now my bullshit sense is tingling.

It's almost as tragic as the Japanese girls with pork chops tied to their heads, teasing the Komodo Dragon video.

They put automated drink dispensers in McDonald's.
This is a fine example of the "No Child Left Behind" education system in the U.S.
People are leaving American schools without the basic skills to tell the difference between the small, medium, or large cups.

In the famous words of that philosopher, Judge Smails:
"The world needs ditch diggers too!"

Actually, Kennedy wanted to phrase it as "I am a donut" as the former Soviet Union was
repressing the rights of pastry products at that time.
And because of that very important speech, you can walk into a Minsk shop and proudly
order a cream-filled chocolate Long John.

It's always fun.
Until someone gets an eye put out.

Mr. Hanky delivered an Oscar winning performance in that movie.

His coffin will be lined with rich Corinthian leather.

I hear that the patch was found to be effective in 85% of the cases. The other 15% suffered from anal leakage.

Sure Ed Meese isn't a permanent member of the FCC?
That would be worthy of our hate.

Nice tie in
Sarah talking to the doctor about her chances of getting cancer.
Well played.

I'll give it another look
Seems pretty close to the original so far.
I'll give it another shot, especially since I would be intrigued to find out how Skynet came to be after Dyson was killed and the work destroyed.

The Final Cylon IS….
Bob Sanders

Nina is great!
I always get a kick out of seeing people like her on the talk show circuit.
Especially when they get these conservative asshats on claiming that porn is demeaning to women.
The looks on their faces when Nina points out that she's worth millions, is worth the price of admission.

That Flipper is the shit!
Singing dolphins?
Now I've seen it all.

Speed Polka Kicks Ass!
Accordian players get all the hot chicks.