She seriously bothered me. Every time that she is in the picture she is sneering and rolling her eyes and not even enunciating. She might have been fine in one of her own pictures where the performances are secondary to the visuals but in Godfather III, it was just really not fair to stick her up next to Al Pacino,…

Surprisingly, everyone seemed to love that performance up until Heath Ledger fucking killed as the Joker. I was saying the same things when the initial freakout was happening; basically that Heath Ledger is an actor who disappears into roles whereas Jack Nicholson is always Jack Nicholson.

How are the aisles in Fairway so empty? Usually you have to push people to get anywhere in that store. 

SHes' still very hot. But she hasn't done nude scenes since 1990.

JMS cited Cabaret as an influence. Although Brecht started it.

There's also the fact that Watson gets knocked over by a bike and can't see anything for a few minutes. Also that looks like Benedict CUmberbatch standing over the corpse.

There's also the fact that Watson gets knocked over by a bike and can't see anything for a few minutes. Also that looks like Benedict CUmberbatch standing over the corpse.

Oh damn. I only saw the first season and that was months ago. So it could. THey could be like a romantic comedy couple that keeps running into each other without noticing it.

Luther and Ruth Wilson totally hook up in college but don't remember each other when he arrests her.

He's trying to get a job at AV Club. Or Cracked.

Another headline could be "Chinese Military Official Takes Film Class, Writes First Term Paper"

Sadly, he's using the wimpy translation of Samuel where the Philistines are stricken with tumors when they take the Ark.

Considering that the book of Joshua is 90% "And they came to the town and put everyone to the sword" it's probably a good thing that you don't remember.

Hey everyone, lookit these guys who don't know what the Bible says but act smug based on their lack of knowledge.

Joshua was with the Exodus and he was one of the 12 spies that went into Canaan to scope out the land. And he was one of the two that didn't come back with a pussy report that the Canaanites were just too big and scary for Israel and so we should just all stay in the desert for another 38 years.

Actually, read the Book of Joshua - he does SO much more violence than shooting one dude in the face. More like he completely slaughters everyone in Canaan (which probably didn't happen but Israelites wanted to be Egyptians so what can you do)

Long time readers to the AV Club have probably all been converted to the "just because it's catchy doesn't mean it's crap" school of thought by Rabin. 

I like the story where Zooey joins the Sandinistas.

John Slattery can do the audio book for Catcher in the Rye in that upbeat tone he brings to everything (which is making Duma Key very strange)

high school aged Tim is trying to talk to the blonde that he met on the first day of classes because he mentioned The Catcher in the Rye and she said that she loved that book. So immediately, he lost the ability to say more than 3 words to her but he is certain that she's his soul mate.