The Onion story about Salinger writing Terminator fan fiction still makes me laugh.

Did he choreograph the Miley Cyrus number? And if so, did he suggest that she stick her tongue out like a dead cat? Then I don't think I can forgive him. 

When she sang Beautiful.

Which video is Paul Westerberg sticking out his tongue and dry humping Beetlejuice?

Saddest commentary track comment was Faison at the end of Can't Hardly Wait going "So who did they hire to write the song for this movie?"

Bikers and hippies. 

Well some people thought that Troll 2 was a porno. 

Her tongue is hanging out of her mouth in the same way that my cat's tongue was hanging out when she died.

I am having fond memories of Christina Aguilera in her skeazy phase. Dirty was a pretty good song if I remember right.

And in order to maintain abstinence, just keep watching that Miley Cyrus performance. 

Not shocked or offended.

Are you really doing the "kids these days just don't UNDERSTAND NIRVANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" routine? Really?

And suddenly I feel fucking old. Not bad enough that I know adults who were born when after I graduated from high school. This damn thing makes me old.

Yes. Yes. Pop music is manufactured and pop idols have public images that are managed by a PR team.

And then there's Cat Steven's "Wide World" which is a passive-aggressive breakup song where he's basically telling his girlfriend that she's going to get raped and killed without him.

Achtung Baby is full of them.

Only if his name is Chris Brown.

Hell yeah. I would defend both of those. Although it kind of depends on the guy. There are some horrible passive aggressive "fuck you bitch" songs that don't need to be in the world.

Have you heard of this Web site called Pandora?

Actually can I call bullshit on this article? This column started out cool by going after a fucking terrible song that everyone claims to love (John Lennon's Imagine) and it just cut right to the heart of the pretentious wanky atheist gospel crap.