This place is about to blow. Boys blowing up my phones. It's like we're gonna die young.

Shakespeare was totally ripping off Martin when he named his warring families the Lancasters and the Yorks.

Lagan. Lagan Lagan? Lagan…

I remember first hearing DMX on the Howard Stern show as they LOVED "My N——rs" and "I Love my N——rs but where's my Bitches" and played them over and over agian.

But by participating in the Olympics, that whole "Jesse Owens made him mad" part will be a very slight but extremely exaggerated footnote to the overall genocide that follows.

I never grew to hate that song - not in the same way that I've hated so many other songs. So I can keep it in my head for awhile. It's not like one of those Tori Amos songs that I once loved because I thought there were deep and now just seem insipid.

Well five years later…yeah sorry, not biting.

Also stop making us feel bad about Neil Gaiman. It's hard to read anything about Neil Gaiman now without thinking "he's fucking this chick? Oh poor Neil."

As opposed to #threeseasonsandahalfseasonthatsuckssomuchwewontmissit

I'm rather surprised that more attention isn't paid to that dream since it comes up a lot in later episodes.

Yeah, Ebert did get a little too enamored with movies for not being Last American Virgin.

Actually that scene in the blues club was a steaming pile of shit dumped upon the American public. And it was rendered even more shitty in the context of mid-80s movies where the only roles that black actors (who weren't named Eddie Murphy) could get were as dudes sitting around appreciating the Step-N-Fetchit…

And then Blaxploitation started to falter and the Hollywood producers went "Ok. Well so much for black movies. I'm sure black audiences will be happy with Eddie Murphy once a year."

Oh. You mean The Tumblr Factor

More like stop blaming your son (who has been raised as your little brother) for it.

I think there's also a scene in the Family that Preys that follows up a strip club strip with "I have Alzheimers!" or cancer or whatever these women get in Perry movies.

Actually we're all in a place to call bullshit on it.

I always saw it more as a Virgin Mary metaphor.

Carol Kane showed up on Two and a Half Men as the pot-smoking mother-in-law who has sex with John Cusack.

See my Spike Lee remark above but is House of Payne the only black sitcom? I suppose the WB was holding all the rest of them.