At very least the mother is promised at the end of the season. It's not like she's Zoe.

I'm more confused by that apartment. I thought they were all living in that one apartment. What happened with Ted's place? Why does he have an upstairs?

I think that was mentioned on an Inventory - as pretty much the turning point for Kirstie Alley for when she was going to keep going broad and all that uptight Vulcan stuff from her introduction was permanently trashed. 

But I have to repeat this - the first time I heard that "masturbating with a magazine" that made every girl named Nikki and Micki automatically hate Prince, I thought that she was getting some severe paper cuts and wondering what kind of hotel was going to let that kind of thing go on in its lobby.

Did anyone else find it weird that Bieber was better in the sketches than in the musical numbers? I usually figure that Bieber is talented in the kind of bubblegum pop that I don't listen to but those songs were tedious.

Well those Downton Abbey fans have to come from somewhere

Because on Sherlock, the Asian women are still exotic and don't have feelings or lives or anything messy like that. And it's British so it can get away with lines like  "I'm a high functioning Sociopath"

Oh sure you can enjoy "Waterloo" if you ignore the cries of the…oh fuck…Sweden hasn't been fucked up since the Vikings stopped raping everyone in sight. Hell, they even have a fairly good record as far as the Holocaust is concerned…probably becasue they didn't have taht many Jews to send to the gas chambers but still.

My former classmate from the U of M theater program is in Mr Deeds as an obnoxious waiter. There were a couple years there where it looked like Derek would be a great success. Sadly, obnoxious waiter on Mr Deeds and one of those hip shows stolen from Britain and canceled after two episodes was really all I saw of his…

In a creative writing class, I used the term muzak in a story and some know-it-all made a point of telling me that Muzak is an actual brand of music and it is not just a general term for bland crap.

Oh you know we all love Nathan Rabin and we're eager to buy his new book even if it is a book about Juggalos. We are just shocked and saddened by his inability to love Zoolander in 2001.

No. No. No it's not.

Rabin really came into his own (and got noticed by all of us) when he started doing My Year of Flops with the express purpose of going against consensus opinion and exploring what makes movies flop in one time period and become cult hits later on. The tension between his good intentions (hey, let's watch a bunch of…

Well she didn't get parts where she got to play insane then. She was the bland romantic lead that the hero gets rewarded with at the end of the movie.

There was a Keanu Reeves movie where he coaches baseball to pay off gambling debts. It has him psyching up the team by gettnig them into Biggie Small.

Oh yeah. I made $100 for a research study in liver or kidney transplants. I was the healthy control. The study consisted of getting a tube down my throat that went down my esophagus and just past my stomach, two needles in my arms and a catheter. I then sat there for 4 hours while they monitored me.

You always know that you are in a great neighborhood when there is a plasma center nearby.

Because AV Club comment people are trolls.

I can appreciate the passion. You're wrong. But you have energy.

"The film looks and feels unmistakably like a Wes Anderson movie,
but with the wit, heart, humor, and characterization removed, leaving
preciousness, twee self-satisfaction, and a fetishistic obsession with
production design."