And the last line in the book is "Nice bird, asshole."

It was a creative writing class. They could only be that lame.

There is no evolution of the characters. The characters are played out. The show is dead. Fucking kill it.

Everything in this show has been played out since season 2 and since it's Chuck Lorre it's just going to keep going in its same stupid fucking trajectory until it's canceled.

It is when you're a heroin addict. Or a gun nut. Please say it was one of those two because then it's just sad.

Oh thank God someone said it. That shit is the worst. In that case, fuck heckling. Just throw your drinks at the sumbitch.

But what if the drunken idiot yelling stuff is the asshole on the stage who has no act, but just noticed that the guy in the front row looks a little bit like Napoleon Dynamite and won't shut the fuck up about it?

What if the comedian on stage is doing the "I fucked your mom" jokes?

Then again 90% of stand up comedians focus on the five people in the front row and just keep doing the same tired shtick repeatedly (guy looks Jewish - take out the Jew jokes. Black dudes - go with the black jokes. Dude looks like he is too tired to kick your ass - gay jokes!!!)

Oh no. Chinju called me an asshole. On the internet. Whatever will I do?

Actually it was someone's poem and I thought that the phrase was weak and they had to stop me to explain that literally when they were a kid they had stars on their ceiling which were glow-in-the-dark.

Did Soderbergh say that his Liberace was funnier than Brokeback Mountain? Because that was one funny movie.

I must still be tired from the Nyquil but I read that as "shitting your wrists" which has an entertainment factor.

It was addressed - badly. And I don't buy the argument.

And Jews fit the same bill as the Palestinians when you go by that UN definition. There were just as many Jews living in the territory as Arabs when the Turks were running the show.

Jordan is a nice country. They gave us Eastern Jerusalem and the Temple by joining their neighbors in the 1967 war.

Because allowing those "indigenous" people to launch rockets at your civilians for years in a row is really what Jews should do because teh only good Jews have big Anne Frank eyes and hide from people who want them dead.

At the Tracy Morgan standup in which he pulled down his pants, said "you ever see a black man's pubic hair" and mumbled for a few minutes, he actually came back and heckled the other comedians.

I would pay money to see ballet if taht was the case.

David Koresh started a cult solely so he could jam with his band and never have to hear "play freebird!"