At first, I hated that documentary - especially when it became "Jamie Kennedy yells at movie critics for hating Son of the Mask" but the more I think of it, the more I enjoy it under its alternate title "Jamie Kennedy has a fucking Nervous Breakdown and tries to take everyone else with him"

Heckling is bullshit and it does ruin shows and makes comedian lives harder; however, I still prefer a place in which you have the possibility of hecklers to the bullshit "safe and supportive" places like poetry readings, slam poetry readings and free jazz concerts. I have been in too many creative writing classes…

She's like the PLO she don't surrend-oh (as a Zionist, I totally approve and wish all the enemies of Israel were so cute. We'd totally have a workable peace plan by now)

Leonard Pierce is back?

She was really good in May.

Did you see the Bizarro Version - Ocean of Lard (Choose your own mindfuck # 17)?

If you apologize turn to page 8, if you tell your brother to fuck off, turn to page 10.

There was a Chrsitian version of this series, but every time you made a selfish decision, you died.

I get pretty sick of knee-jerk pro-Israel, but knee-jerk anti-Israel is pretty terrible as well. THe most honest criticism tends to come from Israel's own parliament which ranges from crazy anti-zionist to crazy pro-zionist with some moderate voices in between (shouting of course)

It is. Both good and depressing - Especially when the editorials might as well be called "How do we suck up to Chomsky today?"

Is that really why? That's your final answer?

I'm sure my cousin Dawn will say something similar but I can't prove it. Banned her.

Spike Lee was extremely important in the 1980s because he was an oddity. If the 80s wasn't such a "we're no longer racists, but we're just going to ignore black people completely" decade, Spike Lee would have been just one of many filmmakers working with primarily black casts and Do The Right Thing would be like…

The problem is Lee tends to see himself as a man with a mission and while he was a very important filmmaker in the late 80s by being pretty much one of the only black filmmakers to make films about primarily black people (seriously, 80s Hollywood didn't believe in black people who weren't Eddie Murphy or Richard Pryor…

Why did Mad Magazine stop putting it's name on movies?

But how is he going to be smiling proudly on Academy Award night as Ted sweeps?

There was no historical King Arthur and if there was he certainly wasn't fighting for FREEDOM like he yells every five minutes.

Oh cool.

Dawes and masturbating when seeing Anne Hathaway? Which meme has run its course.

Dawes and masturbating when seeing Anne Hathaway? Which meme has run its course.