Just avoid 'Found Footage' if you don't like it, butthorn!

I'm in the phone book, you assholes.
Why does nobody hire me as a shill for their worthless ads?

The video is great until it cuts to the bewildered expression on the face of the guitarist (who looks like David St. Hubbins crossed with Nigel Tufnel). Kind of a mood kill.

MJ videos also regularly featured the wimpiest looking 'gang members' ever committed to film.