Please stop talking about that CAKE!

An orphan teams up with a cynical mercenary and a sassy princess to defeat an evil galactic empire.

Dicktheria

What a silly qunt.

The Crawling Eye and Night of the Blood Beast, both getting the MST3K treatment. Roger Corman owns, bitch!

I'm fat,
I'm fat, I'm really, really fat!
I'm fat! I'm fat! You know it!

You're probably thinking of Nolando's cult favorite short, Momentito.

Friendsy

Lupin, I'm a songwriter and composer, so I do understand the compulsion to create. I just don't believe in writing self-indulgent twaddle about how hard it is.

Sure, as a rock star you have to put up with some serious aggravation at times. You get tired of a different hotel room each night, and the travel and the lack of sleep and the lack of privacy, and you feel like complaining about it to someone. But that someone doesn't have to be me. I didn't ask you to do it. I don't…

It's curious that you say that, because TCM showed a marathon of the Thelma Todd/Zasu Pitts shorts in January.

There's more to love about TCM than the movies and Robert Osborne. Some of their production flourishes are amazing: the animated Hopper paintings, 100 years of movies, the big band segment that ends with Roll Film, "damn good actors", …

I really get tired
of hearing rock stars moan about what a tough life they lead. If you really hate it, do something else for a living. Otherwise stop trying to make everybody feel sorry for you, you weepy piece of shit.

From Versacci to Not So Muchi
From Calvin Klein to Where the Sun Don't Shine
From YSL to Fashion Hell
From Oleg Cassini to Refried Beanie

Perfect Coupling
Minute To Get In It
Date Rape Line

Nicholas Nickel-plated

Let It Be
Obvious, yes, but a live recording on a London rooftop is unconventional, isn't it?

You can tell how the guy walks by just looking at a still photo of his face?

@DC, I think you meant Octohandy.

Kind of a Pretty Neat Thing On 34th Street
The Thirty-or-So Steps
The Lady Isn't Here Now But She'll Be Back In A Minute
The Man Who Knew Just Enough
Born Subject to Minimal Supervision
Maybe Not the Right Box
The Above-Average Ambersons