The Good, the Not As Good, and the Unattractive to Some
A Hard Afternoon's Evening
Humming in the Shower
Pale Heat
Blade Stroller
Some Prefer It Warm
The Baronet of the Rings

In False Alarm's Way
Apocalypse Whenever
2001: A Space Outing
Mild Laceration and Contusion Race 2000

Sellar & Yeatman: 666 And All That

Defoe's Mould Flanders
Blackmore's Lorna Doom
Trollope's The Eustace Demons
" The Skull House at Allington

Listen, Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again.

William Howard Taft on The Biggest Loser
John F. Kennedy on Top Sniper

That's enough.

Once more.

Say it again.

My permanent, all-time, never-to-be-topped favorite:
The Swinging Johnsons

Looks like a mashup of Val Kilmer, John Ritter, and Richard Thomas.

Can he swing from a thread?
No, he can't, he's half dead.

Operation, by Michael Jackson

Where the number?
There the number. $5,600. Right there.

No, that would be Cabot Cove, Maine.

Mission: Impossible #4—"Ghost" Protocol…!?

Johnny Rivers
The first song I thought of when I saw this:

Dawn of the Died Hard

No, not the zapatos!
He and Cary were very good together in Operation Petticoat.

Lem, you're slipping. Your most obvious play was Jew Grit.