Better Late Than Never: Homosexuality.

He drinks Go-Gurt.

For science.

Because then people would find out, and the military would shove large bore needles up his urethra.

Carlos Mencia: It's Not Stealing if His Delivery is Better.

George W. Bush: At Least He Was Better Than Obama
Sex: It's Awesome!

Yeah, I thought that was a great line.

Such, such bullshit
Everyone knows vampires can't come inside a dwelling without your permission. They bleed from their ears!

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My working definition of (post-industrial, as Tom Waits said) Western civilization is Western Europe, Canada, and the USA. I didn't include the Balkans deliberately.

Like pine tar. It's the opposite of lube.

The nadir of Western civilization? That's a bold claim, and, I think, totally fucking ridiculous. Humans have been hunting species to extinction for as long as there have been people, we just didn't have the right tools to do so on such a massive scale. The same goes for other environmental ills (I assume that's what…

PC gamers need to not buy the fucking game if they're so upset about the lack of dedicated servers (I'm looking at right you, reddit).

A Very Sunny Christmas
Did it get leaked, or has it aired? It seems early.

The moonwalking line was great.

I liked "You can't go patriotic, because that's a stance, and in government, someone's against that"

I don't think P&R ever aspired to realism, and it's a better show for it.

Is Breaking Bad eligible? Because season 1 was good enough, but season 2 was possible the best season of any show on television, ever.

I come here for a punching bag, not because I need some duct tape after getting the stuffing beat out of me.

I think Trudy was upset because he took a gift for *them* and used it to buy something for himself, not because she was suddenly without chip n' dip. After all, when Kosgrove and co were making fun of him for returning it on his lunch break, Pete said "I like doing things for her"