Seriously. Don't you have grad students to do most of the heavy lifting anyway? Stop handing back midterms two days after the add/drop deadline

Bill and Ted movies are never on TV, but I'll agree that they are the pinnacle of stoner entertainment.

@Warren Oates People prefer to masturbate in the privacy of their own home than in a theater, so they bought more porn. A lot more.

I'll watch anything with Bill Murray in it whenever it's on.

It's not the eyeshadow, it's that he's acting drunk and that's my best shot.

VHS did not almost kill the porn industry, it was the best thing that ever happened to it.

@Perfect Tommy I liked Flow My Tears (see the second comment in this thread), and I enjoy Dick as a writer. But I'd absolutely agree that he also is pretty poor at ending his stories. It's like he gets to the necessary length and just gives up.

I took a class on Philip K. Dick (it was only 2 units), and my favorite moment was, when discussing Dick's blatant misogyny, the prof said "Alright everyone, let's psychoanalyze Dick!"

It's the least Dick-like Dick novel, but I wouldn't necessarily take that as an endorsement to read more.

My mistake, it's Lies, Inc that is fucking awful. Flow My Tears is much better. Lies, Inc is completely incoherent, it's like he poorly merged two only tangentially related novellas.

You Don't Know Dick
I've read a handful of his books (Ubik, The Man in the High Castle, Flow My Tears, The Policeman Said [which is fucking awful], Lies, Inc.) and I've come to the conclusion that he's just not a good writer. The basic mechanics of storytelling, characterization, dialog… the man couldn't write. That…

"Fag" is a slur and should be treated as such
It's like people who refer to things as "gay." That's not okay, retards.

30 Rock's German sitcoms were factory footage.

Am Januar werde ich nach Berlin reisen.

Merk gets an A+

Jon Cryer's got one

Forgive me if I'm wrong, because I watch it online, but Curb is on HBO. The episodes are a full 30 minutes. Are there any sponsors to boycott?

I'm excited.

This is probably the best place on the internet to ask this
Can anyone recommend to me some really good dubstep that doesn't sound at all like dub? I really like the slow tempo, teeth-rattling aspects, but I don't like reggae. And I think, in general, the English are less-than-fantastic rappers.

Everyone that disagrees with the AVC is a victim of groupthink, and everyone that agrees hasn't agreed for as long.