You can't have a Lemon Party without Old Dick!

What a jackass. I hope you got paint on your keyboard and can no longer type because you can't see the letters.

"Of course I don't *really* care about any of this; I am, like you said, just here to stir up shit every now and again"

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What part pissed you off, TajesMahoney? Because "I'm not Catholic; I'm a Protestant" would be perfectly fine, but saying "I'm not Catholic; I'm Christian" implies that they either don't consider Catholics to be Christians, or that they don't understand that Catholicism is a type of Christianity. What part of that is…

Wait… everyone in New York City isn't a prancing nancy boy? What the fuck, Rent?

You couldn't have looked very hard:
http://www.newsweek.com/id/…

I've had at least two conversations with people that I assumed were reasonably intelligent, who, when asked if they were Catholic, responded "No, I'm *Christian*" They weren't being bigots either, just idiots.

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For a bell curve, = or - one standard unit encompasses 68%

It's nice to see
an actor giving props to the editors, unlike Jon Stewart at the Oscars.

As much as I love (most of) the actors in the Judd Apatow group, I'm ready to see some new faces. And I find mbs' triple equal sign dash endlessly fascinating.

Andy's devotion wasn't written as earnest at first, or even now. His mimicry of Michael and the Charles & soccer deal was very calculated.

The image of Bill Murray headbutting anyone makes me so happy I don't even know what to do. Dance, I suppose.

I've already seen it, but SPOILERS people. C'mon!

50% of all divorces? That can't possible be correct.

They transform from candy to poop!

Crispy M&Ms are the candy you try and trade on Halloween, except only the weird kid will take them. And he's only willing to trade smarties, and you know what? You've got enough fucking smarties already.

You know what blows though? Crispy M&Ms. They're like whoppers but worse, and that's no small feat.

Just think of it as heroin. It's the best your mouth will ever feel, but it'll kill you. Except heroin won't kill *you* nearly as fast as strawberries will. So eat some opium, not a bullet.