If he comes from the East, in bed he's a beast?

Not bad at all, Reck. There's now a tent in my pants and my hand is camping. Vigorously.

Frat Basement Floor Flavored Popcorn
Indeed, why not?

On the subject of animals with weird reproductive systems:
"The largest difference between the opossum and other mammals is the bifurcated penis of the male and bifurcated vagina of the female (the source of the Latin "didelphis," meaning double-wombed)."

Buttery legos sounds like the perfect bait for children. PW's probably all over that.

CHANG is also acceptable.

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Aaaaand, now I'm off to do some research about how baby snakes are born. Eggs? Cloacas? This is how my mind works, and it is also why I'm very good about deleting my browser history.

Hey Now!
We love it real good.

I'm going to go with "manufactured sensation of the current news-cycle" or "hack." Both work for me.

And he'll have a drawer full of condoms that will tragically never (or even more tragically will) get used.

"One time I put my cell in a condom, shoved it up my ass, and had my friends call it. Turns out it wasn't on silent, and I had to have an embarrassing conversation with the ER doctor."

To clarify, you're surprised it got as high as a C-?

You're so fucking lucky. Although I'm sort of surprised, since he's pretty vehemently anti-intellectual. And I think their technique of only doing the filming and completely divorcing themselves from the editing is one of the most interesting developments in documentary film making ever.

Failed Firstie, you are the best commenter on the AV Club boards. Die in an orgasm-fire

Mmmm: Grey Gardens has a narrative structure? What do you mean by that? The chronology is all kinds of fucked up, but I see it as more of a thematic character sketch.

I love Grey Gardens
But direct cinema is a fundamentally flawed movement. Rouch and Morin had it right, the camera is a provocateur, not a passive observer. Probably explains why no one ever did it pure, not even Drew.

Both, in the sense that were spending a ridiculous amount of money with no end. Except instead of bombs, we're building shuttles, with no end in sight

I don't believe you actually read that paper Jim, otherwise you'd know what bullshit talking-points you're spouting off. Gives some examples please

Well shit.