Not really pop-culture, but my dad taught me how to fight, and it was every bit the bonding experience it's stereotyped to be. The first time I actually got in one, I was grounded for 2 months, but I'm pretty sure only my mom was mad.

I don't care for the Ramones. Should I? Probably. I don't. You can take away my hipster card now.

Ha, ET, it's almost like you believe they'll concede an argument due to logic being against them. That's good for a laugh.

I plan on having as many little bastards as possible, and leaving them at the fire station, no questions asked (you can do that in CA). That way everyone wins: I don't have to use a condom, they don't get aborted, she doesn't have to raise 'em, the Christians can pretend they're winning, and San Quentin prisoners get…

My parents had every Farside, Calvin and Hobbes, and Bloom County growing up. Which was grand, but they also had a couple Garfield anthologies. I'm glad they just left things around the house for me to discover.

I too was surprised
And actually said out loud "What the fuck? Is that really not Helen Mirren?"

I loved how eager the doorman (lady? Am I misremembering?) was to get those groceries.

Maybe he just intends to, a la Kenneth

I could be wrong, but I don't believe Tina Fey speaks Polish. So, you know, they had that going for them

How do you know all these Indigo Girls songs?

Why don't you drop those dockers and give me a taste of that sweet ass?

Sie sind neu, oder? Willkommen!

@Choco: It seems appropriate she would get forgotten.

I've tried, but it always comes across as Christian Bale as Batman.

I ain't kissin' that ol' bitch

Off topic: Ingrid Birdman has the best avatar on this site.

The Voice
Him and Alec Baldwin up close "talking like this" is gold.

George Michael: Uncle Gob, was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant?
Gob: Yeah, sure, dozens of times.

Metete un palo en el culo, zorrero

Speaking of pandering to stoners
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