Fuck. Always hit refresh.

Wouldn't it be Twathammer?

Copy-editing is for the cocks.

How very informative. Thanks

Why not just pitch them as phone sex lines then? It's not like these ads are getting played when kids might see them. Or are they?

The PBF is tits.

There's more than one, and this one's better (or at least more 30 rockish):
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

That one where the guy gets his towel stuck in the door is epic.

The dogcatcher of cat-phrases?

And of course:
http://www.theonion.com/con…

God I love that movie. "She looks like a cocktail waitress on an oil rig."

After Shane eagerly grabs a banana later and Celia says "I don't know how you get your kids to eat fruit" to Nancy, I always crack up too.

Deep Thoughts with Jack Handy
"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason."

Some people are cool with talking to their parents about sex. I do not understand this.

Anything Dave has ever said on FoTC

You should really watch last night's 30 rock then, MurraytheSkull

I loved Jack saying "I'm going to find out what was inside that box, I'm going to buy it with money, and it is going to make me happy"

A couple notes
I loved Michael and Dwight's interaction about Michael's new company. That pretty much perfectly summed up their relationship.

Yeah, they're usually up by 4am pacific time.

I can't imagine why David Wallace would want Michael back, and I'm agreeing with Lincolns 100%