Hmm, lets see… it's pretty embarrassing how many examples I could give. I guess this one is pretty representative:

Well, he was a producer on both the Jackass movies…

Oh my goodness, I am excited for this movie.

1) He won AI, and he's on off-Broadway
2) He won AI, and now he's playing a 1 scene character

ACTING!

I used to read Jet. Of course that was back when Jet was actually about jet ownership. That magazine took a weird turn.

A Japanese techno-toilet brand.

I saw an ad in the BART for Taylor Hicks playing Teen Angel in some San Fransisco production of Grease. Didn't he win? That's pretty pathetic for at least two reasons.

I, like Kid Dada, was/am the terrible roommate. I tend to smoke pot and cigarettes inside, get black-out drunk and wake up with unexplained cuts and blood all over all my stuff, I rarely shower, I'm anal retentive about food, I have a loud sound system, and I only need about 5 hours of sleep a night.

If I were Mick Jagger, I wouldn't have any mirrors in my house.

HA!
You can totally see the outline of Groening's right nipple through his suit jacket. It looks like he's getting ready to nurse that Bart doll.

Principal has an A, and can be used as an adjective. People always remember it by "I'm the prince, and I'm your pal" and then they fuck up the usage when it's not a noun.

Fuck. Thanks, NLT.

You might want to go back and re-read that question.

What are the economics of making/releasing this? I can't imagine that it'll make much money in its current incarnation.

Language loses a lot of its nuance when it's translated, so I'm with human_loser 100%. I'd rather read something stilted than hear it stilted with the wrong intonation.

I'm not on board with phel hating, but Larry Kleist made me laugh.

Indiana Beach Crow: People did that at Indian reservations when I lived in San Diego, and it's like $20 a carton on the reserve. No state or federal taxes! I pay $3.50 to $5 (Walgreens vs. liquor deli) a pack in the Bay Area, and $10 for a 12 pack of PBR, and now I feel grateful for it. Thanks.

You 21+, employed drinkers don't know how good you have it. (sighs) Someday…

My american understanding of them is that they're truant high school kids that wear fake-designer track suits, expensive sneakers and lots of jewelry. And they talk a lot of shit to random people on the street in barely intelligible English. So basically any lower-class loser aspirant you'd find in America.