I know he's not evil, I just like to fuck with people

Eh, that was pointless, you've all read it, don't pretend you haven't.

Evil.

nice

RE: West Coast Pizza.
I can get tempeh as a topping at a place 2 blocks from my house.

ZMF is clearly Don's brother.

*To a taste that we know

This food isn't a spaceship, it's a time machine.

Rendered pork fat is a glittering lure. But, uh, there is the rare occasion when the public can be engaged on a level beyond flesh, if they have a sentimental bond with the product.

Makes sense. Once you get that big you might as well put a motorcycle engine on your power-chair and abandon all hope.

Yeah, but they're organized, well-lit and dust-free, because that's how PW rolls. With class.

"I'll feed it to you"

Playing it safe
It's the zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. Sick of playing second fiddle. Always third in line for everything. Tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Lucky you. I was averaging about 3-4 hours of sleep all last week. Fucking midterms.

Speaking as someone who wants the one copy of MIDNIGHT'S CHILDREN just take it back already. You already know you like it. Spend the $4 at a used book store.

Another young Luddite here: no facebook, no myspace, I check my email about once a month, I don't have an ipod. That being said I never call people, I only text them. You know that passage in INFINITE JEST where he's describing why videophones failed? Text is one step better than audio only.

12K+ comments? Nevermind, I don't care that much.

Well if Ellie did it first, then it's ok for me to right? Right.

See, and my freshman year all we listened to was Justice. Which I am totally ok with.

I listened to (some of) it, but I paused it after 15 seconds to put on headphones. Alone in my room. I'm not taking any chances.