@avclub-b3e157f795f95a0eeddae30fc92ebd3d:disqus I was seriously bummed out as soon as I heard about the news, but when I thought about the Futurama appearance, I literally started crying. I don't know why that hit me so much worse.

Listening to Mumford And Sons (or just thinking about them, really) always, without exception, makes me substantially angrier than I was before listening to them.

Seriously, I can't think of a better song to listen to while pissed off than Angel of Death.

Quit looking through my window or I'm calling the cops.

I won the 2000 Southern Wisconsin Sixth Grade Interpretive Reading competition by reading an excerpt from Wayside School. Represent.

Fairway Solitaire is pretty addictive. I put it on my parents' iPad and now my dad plays it for hours.

I went to the Turner show on Friday, and it was pretty awesome. How did Davey's voice hold up at the Metro gig? He was sounded like he was in pain by the end of Friday's show.

Thank you for making this video a part of my life.

Oh, Sean, writing for your site. You're such a pussy.

Hello, what is your name?

She was so toothy.

Will the War on Ends justify the War on Means?

I used to have 98 problems, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

Possibly the best "rake scene" I've ever seen. I was honest-to-god doubled over laughing by the end of it.

In 11th grade, my English teacher brought in a record player and Double Nickels. I went out and bought it after school that day. That was basically my whole introduction to non-mainstream music.

His kids are autistic and Bob Sagat lives inside a snowglobe.

I think that goes without saying.

Not a December passes without me listening to A Colt 45 Christmas With Afroman several times.

Pokemon Christmas Bash is an annual classic amongst my friends.

Shut up.