Microphone. We just call it Microphone.

Fred Phelps is a far better IRL troll than Lars Von Trier.

A review without the word apoplectic would be lacking in verisimilitude.

I was delighted to hear Leslie say "whiz palace" again. That was one of my favorite lines from the second season and I think I squealed a little bit when she brought it back.

Touch Fuzzy Get Dizzy is so awesome. Good call.

The scene from Synecdoche, NY where he apologizes to his daughter… holy shit.

Now I'm imagining the vocals from the "Sugar" verses over the verse instrumentals from "Epic" by Faith No More.

Brite Futuras

I was gonna roll up a wooly and watch Columbo, but this sounds much better.

The coffee beans part was great, but my favorite was when Andy comes up to the counter with a pinwheel and some other shit and Chris gives the most perfect, frustrated parent "I said you could have ONE" (or close to that, anyway). There was something fantastic about that.

All kinds of relevant: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

IS THAT YOU, STRING BEAN? YOU SKINNY ASS MOTHERFUCKER? YOU FATASS PIECE OF SHIT?

I spent so much fucking allowance on Pokemon cards. I don't even want to try to guess how much. Booster packs of 11 cards went for 7 dollars a pop for a while.

I can honestly say that there is no Broadway musical closer to my heart than the one you just heard… Day Bidet.

Yeah, I thought it was a pretty bad episode, given how major of a plot point it had.

I didn't say "solid A-plot", anything but, but holy fucking shit, I'm sorry that I've offended everyone so much with an offhand criticism of an episode of The Office, which isn't the show this thread is about.

I remember when I started watching the first season on Netflix (for the first time since my childhood), they were using a vacuum cleaner called the Suck-O-Matic and when they were cleaning his couch with it, it sucked out a bust of Sigmund Freud, and I laughed a lot.

Missed this the first time: http://i104.photobucket.com…

I haven't watched Community since the pilot (I know, I know, I should start). I usually work until 9 on Thursdays, and catch up on The Office and Parks & Rec on Hulu the next day. (I had tonight off; hence the drinking before 8.)

RE: "Stop trying so fucking hard."