I will say this: I certainly enjoyed DJ Roomba's resurrection.

I just realized that I gave literally no reasoning for my low opinion of this episode. I'm pretty drunk. I will provide arguments in the near future. I apologize for accidentally taking up the firstie with little-to-no intelligent input.

So the firstie goes.

I'd trust the man
I mean, he's seen a million faces. And furthermore, he has rocked each one of said faces.

My dad had a mix tape that he played in his truck. My first favorite songs were cuts from that tape, namely Rock You Like A Hurricane by The Scorpions and (way more badass), Anti-Establishment Man by REO Speedwagon.

Liam Gallagher and "comedian" Gallagher
should have a "be really bitter about everyone and everything" party together.

If he gets sick, he should go see Michael Jackson's doctor, no?

God, Every Time I Die fucking owns so hard.

Jesus Christ, I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought it was Fat Taylor Swift at first glance, hahaha.

By far, my favorite Wikipedia description of a song (or music video in this case) is that for Ratt's single Lovin' You's A Dirty Job.

DEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH!

Is there going to be a "The Year In Band Names" this year?
I'm going to be really really sad if there isn't. :(

" :3 "

I must say, buying a ton of unnecessary cookware with money that you don't have because "the salesman was just so damned convincing" totally sounds like Michael Scott.

Brighten The Corners is probably my favorite Pavement album.

"Live is the go-to […] national tragedy."

40 Oz has aged poorly, but their self titled is still solid. Also, Seed is a fantastic song and nobody ever mentions it.

Bishonen Knife: Isn't that the exact b-plot of a season 2 (maybe 3?) episode of Dexter?

The transition
From the end of the song to the music that plays over the credits was hilarious. I replayed that part about three times and kept laughing.

@mackiejunior