"What Sarah Said" by Death Cab For Cutie
"Let's Not Shit Ourselves (To Love And To Be Loved)" by Bright Eyes
"PS- You Rock My World" by Eels

Let's keep autotuning random shit!
It's still a hilarious one-note topical gimmick that should have expired four years ago, right?

I know it's not directed at his ex, but rather at his best friend who slept with her, but Seventy Times Seven is still a breakup song IMO (just a different kind of breakup).

@McNultys: Disagree, agree, and fair point, respectively.

Huh? Siamese Dream only has a few tracks that could be considered "screamy", unless your definition of "screamy" differs significantly from mine.

Smashing Pumpkins
Siamese Dream is one of my desert island records, and Mellon Collie was solid (although it could've been cut into one great single-disc album). And then Adore happened. Jesus god, what a horrible album.

I had heard Surfer Rosa a couple times, but not really gotten into it. Then, my first week of college, I listened to Doolittle and it just knocked me off my feet. I never fell in love with an album as quickly as I did with Doolittle.

Congrats, AV Club
You are now the number 3 Google result for ejaculating on an unborn fetus.

I'm no Family Guy fan, but that ipecac scene is brilliant.

She should not order the Skip's Scramble.

His career really tanked.

This is by far the worst of the series so far, IMO. (Then again, this was right around when I entered high school; maybe my tastes just got better around this time?)

You bought an album you didn't like because you apparently didn't listen to any of the band's songs before you bought it? You're the real victim here, bro.

Hello, cheese? NO! Cheese can't dial a phone!

A Colt 45 Christmas
Me and my best friend nearly came to blows once over an argument that started as a discussion of Afroman's Christmas album. It was pretty special.

Hey, not my fault that Tim & Eric are awesome and that season 5 (or 6? Whichever had that fucking Surfing Bird episode) of Family Guy was awful.

Just look at the lyrics for one goddamn second. "It's getting hot in here/So take off all your clothes/I am getting so hot/I wanna take my clothes off." Just think about that.

I'm pretty relentless in making fun of Christcore bands, but The Chariot are so fucking awesome that they're exempt.

I saw the ending of The Wild Bunch for a class in high school, and I remember being shocked that a movie from that time period (when I was that age, the 60s might as well've been the 40s) could be so violent. (I still haven't seen the rest of the movie; it's in my queue, though.)

Do what you want, but I can't recommend Jurassic Bark enough. It's honestly the most affecting piece of television I've ever seen. I don't know if that says more about how great of an episode it is, or my limited scope of what I've seen on TV, but goddamn. I've seen it probably a dozen times and I have yet to not…