I like pretending that the blast beats at 0:36 weren't supposed to be there. Like, the drummer just decided to throw in some unexpected blasts that didn't match the original song and the band didn't catch onto it until several measures later.

This is way too one-sided.
We need someone to come out in favor of the oil spill. My money's on Ted Nugent.

AV Club, I'm a big fan of amateur video- and yours is the most amateur video I've ever seen.

Hahaha, amazing.

AAAAACCCCCCCIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDD

Yeah, not to hate on Mr. Jones, but Mario Kart 64 (arguably the best entry in that series) used the analog stick (which consumers weren't used to in 1996) and two face buttons, a shoulder button, and the trigger button on the back of the damn controller. And my parents (who don't usually play any video games) played…

Ke$ha is talentless, yes, but I have to give it up to the people who make the music she kinda-half-sings over. That shit's awesome.

All Time Low
And other bands like them. Jesus fucking Christ. They make a living off of making sexually explicit comments to 14 year old girls at concerts. (And I know this because I was dragged to one of said concerts by a developmentally-arrested 19 year old girl.)

I haven't drank Fat Mike's piss, but I bought their greatest hits album when I was 16, so I HAVE slathered my ears in Fat Mike's vomit. Zing.

HellToupee: Is it safe to say you've never listened to any non-single Blink 182 songs? Because some of their albums are fucking awesome. Go listen to Dude Ranch.

They're trolls, and they're winning because people give them entirely too much attention and importance. Every time they picket someone, the media go into a frenzy to cover it, everyone decides that it's the biggest issue facing the country for about fifteen minutes, then the nation decides that they'll just ignore…

Yeah, I was laughing pretty hard when I read that.

The French Connection
Way too obvious a pick, but way too awesome to not be mentioned: The goddamn car chase. Jesus Christ.

Wow, this was one of the scenes that came to me when I was reading the article and trying to think of my own picks. That's kinda weird. (Kinda.)

(but it should have been)

I used to frequent one of the same forums as the guy who made Enough Plumbers. He once called me a "cocklamp". That man is a genius.

Don't EAT the CLUES!
This suit Burns better.

Marmaduke > Garfield > Family Circus > Mallard Fillmore

I'm probably going to be at the ceremony; a site I intern for won one of the awards in the Online Film & Video category. Lame that you have to pay, but hey, it sounds like a fun time.

The first time I watched Eraserhead, I was also gloriously drunk on absinthe (some weird German absinthe that my German roommate brought with him) for the first time. It was wonderful.