Choice gems:

Judroust's point is especially proven true in classical music. Mindless dreck, those orchestras.

Almost every song
that The Promise Ring wrote.

I wish this was for a band I didn't like so I could say "Oh, he'll pay for it… by listening to it!"

It's a shame about the Morgans.

Slaughterhouse Five was the first thing that came to mind for me. And Cat's Cradle.

Fuck yes, Foxy Shazam is awesome. *Internet High Five*

I read Danny, Champion Of The World in 1st grade, loved it, and haven't thought of it until now. This is the most amazing nostalgia I've ever experienced. Thank you, Tasha. :)

Suggestion that you are all sheeple, RON PAUL 2012.

The whole scene in the school gym was one of the best pieces of TV comedy in years.

Hey, my brother, can I borrow your copy of Hey Soul Classics?

This was the first album I ever bought
Allowance money, fuck yeah.

Oops, someone beat me to the punch. (And as far as albums go, I'd pick Mitch All Together.)

Frilly Toothpicks
Not a single goddamn mention of Mitch Hedberg? Come on!

But she has yet to interview Ann Hog.

Couldn't if I wanted to. They're surgically attached.

Guy Fieri
Seriously, SNL Tim looked like Guy Fieri's disheveled twin or something. I love it.

She'll change your life.

My all time favorite (as a Brewers fan) is "Cubs Eliminated From Playoff Contention" from an April issue.

I work at a furniture store, and I feel absolutely compelled to note that that isn't an end table, it's a coffee table.