Of course sloths are awesome — all they want to do is hug and nap!

*plea for reason nestled within snarky self-deprecation*

Because Amelie saw what happened to Letterman, Fritzy.

Oh, and there we were all in one place,
A generation lost in cyberspace
With no time left to first again.
Skunk be nimble, Skunk be quick!
Skunk Ape sat on a cancerstick
Cause fire is the failure's only friend.

Columbo, Jr.
Lil' Quincy, M.E.

Here ya go, Link:

See you at the party next year, Richter!

always great to hear shawn colvin
Such a voice on her.

Yeah, all the Sonny haters can't appreciate that he's there to be downtrodden, and that whether it's uplifting or not, he's an important foil.

cool
Now if we could just get them to agree on what the definition of "is" is…

Yes it can, because you brought this on yourself twofold with the false plea for sympathy.

Well that's lessened my outrage at least. Shame. She was good on that show. I'm sure she'll find work.

Pay Cut
That $2M per episode?

and this, of course:

Not like we don't all know this, but most of the original fairy tales were really, really grim in both name and interpretation. So perhaps this is a return to their roots?

No, start with A-Sides Win:

Yeah, plus he overcame that silly-ass hat, which could have been a real impediment to his bad-assedness.

I think you meant a Black Knight/Sandlot epic entitled, "A Carolingian Negro Afoot in King Arthur's Polo Grounds".

an ENCHANTED cockring

LK: "So, how important is the dystrophy?"