The twist: Gir was the turkey all along!

…again

GingerKid, are you confusing Sheen with LeBron again?

Wait, I thought Xenu WAS God…WHO ARE YOU INVOKING?

Uwe Boll presents
a Zak Snyder Production
Ashton Kutcher in
Citizen Kane

I had hoped it would kill the band Lit, whose music was used in the soundtrack.

@Fritzy-poo - it is, but it wouldn't be cool to tell you which one in case you haven't seen it.

Flaubert, I meant LIKE like.

I thought you were too tan to blush, but here we are.

Yee Yee, we're actually morally interventionist here because the Libyan crackdown was killing civilians and plus we never liked Quaddafi anyway.

I like how the trailer makes a point of his retirement from office, and yet he has adopted "The Governator" as his superhero name.

Shit McFuckenstein raises an awesome point.

At least his wikipedia is cruelly up-to-date:

yay JUDGMENT

this is bullshit
And the conceit looks like an updated Centurions, which was a far cooler toy delivery system anyway:

I would be pissed if the whole thing was him spouting catchphrases and hawking t-shirts as well, although if these are the kinds of people who kept 2 1/2 Men on the air, they deserve this shit.

Jesus, Batman, you had one fucking line…

"R2D2, for instance, did not call his companion a "shitworm" and try to rape Princess Leia or Padme."

The moral of 2012: the government has a secret ark project and if you can escape the CGI, you might be able to crash the party.

You only thought they were bean cans—unfortunately they're really all expired krill.