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Jorge Von Salsa
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The only good thing about your mother, etc. etc.

And I have truly been cursed with this unholy AC-TING TALENT!

It had me getting a little misty. The way these two guys rivaled one another, and then grew to become friends out of their mutual respect was excellent. The way the league treated Johnson after he got sick — if it hadn't been for Bird making a statement embracing him, it could have gotten far worse. And that Dream

The Coug
Good lord, his forehead!

Hard to sex up a leviathan:

Mercedes Ruehl didn't debut until her 40s.

"Is it legal yet?"

The Hangover III: Well Hung…Over

Somebody's going to get lupus.

Areola Faps!

Magic and Bird: A Courtship of Rivals
Such an awesome film. Even if you don't care about basketball, it's an amazing story. It will have you in tears.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep?

Nerd test FAILED. Unicron was voiced by Orson Welles. GALVATRON was Nimoy!

Sweet
We get to hear his robot dentures floating around!

Oh, so you saw it? They're working on a sequel: Revenge of the King of Burgers.

Bucky, have you seen "Tales from the Script?" It's a neat little doc on Hollywood writers on Netflix Watch Instantly. Not groundbreaking, but full of really interesting anecdotes.

I knew that's what torpedoed Soderbergh's career, but you're the only one brave enough to say it, Arsenio.

Who the hell said I'd be watching/involved? This is to distract me!

…and Gary Oldman