ted, that's a helluva letter

Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down there, Einstein!

God, why?

The irony!

WWJVSD?

I thought Bieber was ok in that commercial with Ossy.

I think that of all the people that you could say "sounds like someone needs to get a life" to, one of the most financially successful directors in the history of motion picture making is not on that list.

IT crowd did it.

I can't stand people who become conservative just because they have kids. It's fear-based, which I get — I'm totally afraid of all the evils of the world because I love my son and the world is fucked — but that type of overreaction is internally focused. Your friends are afraid because they don't know how to have a…

The Sunday NHL broadcasts just got a whole lot chillier.

cue the childish gambino gimmick poster
in 3…

Fuck, now I wanna see Guns and Oates!

I think the JoBros are available.

It's funny because Lance Bass is gay!

Opening act: MENUDOKKERVILRIVER

Stop trying to bring the nudity clause to Sister Wives!

What was it I was supposed to notice again?

Maybe he got tired of Amy Poehler coming home
and asking if anyone else in this house felt like working.

COME ON

Dr. Fate!