No, the Neckbeard First Amendment is "You can't get mad at me for saying horribly offensive things because free speech"

For this reason I am officially nominating Janelle from Teen Mom 2 for the Nobel Peace Prize. Who's with me?

Well, there's definitely a positive correlation between those two things.

Ok, I was wrong. They are truly lyrical geniuses.

You've got a lot of mocking-chutzpah for a guy who apparently thinks OutKast are the greatest artists of all time.

I guess I should expect no more from comments on the Onion "Kanye-West-Best-Album-of-the-Year" AV Club

Only thing worse than those teenagers are the people mocking them and acting like OutKast are some transcendent pinnacle of art/culture.

This must have taken a long time and a lot of effort. Why didn't he choose a script that isn't shit?

What about Phil Hartman?

Hey dum dum, do you know how museums work?

Nina is obnoxious, self-righteous, and told somebody to "eat a dick" a few weeks back.

How was it justified? Nicholas was using what was apparently the only oven on location to warm plates the whole day. Nicholas was being the dick there.

Considering Bravo's failed attempts to turn Carlos into a villain, if there were any actual instances of Carlos being a jerk you can bet it would have made it into the episode (and looped 10x). Instead his greatest crimes were not washing off Nicholas's knife immediately and awkwardly telling Tom that Nicholas…

Are we watching the same show? Brian has been one of the top competitors… I also find him infinitely more laid back and charismatic than Stephanie, who thankfully is finally gone.

Lots of sad stories around basketball. Len Bias, Benji Wilson, etc.

Didn't he lose his entire senior year of high school due to academic something or another? I'm guessing that had an impact…

Yeah, really strange! (Oh, except you are wrong)

I'm only tired because I spent all night on the phone with my previous insurance provider! But no more!

There's absolutely nothing "pretty cool" about having genuine enthusiasm for the oeuvre of Real Steve Perry.

Well, you've certainly got the hipster d-bag thing down!