I got friendzoned by my secret santa because I'm too nice :(

Part of this NBC special will feature Richard Branson finally losing his virginity! (But in space!)

Didn't they shoot one of the Backstreet Boys or N'Sync members up there?

"Today's promotional halftime show is… Lena Dunham slowly walking across the court naked! Please puuuuut your hands together for Ms. Dunham's self-confident depiction of average women everywhere!"

If you say Todd VanDerWerff really fast it sounds a lot like Timberwolf. Something suspicious going on here!

Good, now will people finally stop making fun of me for that time I bought 4,000 copies of "Opposites Attract" back in 1989?

I don't watch wrestling and never have, but I have a vague memory of a gigantic Mexican wrestler who wore a ridiculous body suit. Like that body suit guy that used to be on PBS all the time. Except this guy was 9' tall. Was this a fever dream?

Woah, this is the CW not HBO. I don't think they could get away with showing that.

I think the true cut-off was 2000. Big Daddy (1999) was not a great movie, but it was tolerable and had its moments.

Guess I'll have to settle for spam on the table at home. Think about selection are there now different flavors. Spam in my office at work. Think about the stuff it's made from, wonder if it's some kind of meat.

No, it's not. But it's particularly pathetic coming from a man in his 40s.

The lyrics are lazy, the production is horrible, and Eminem desperately trying to rap fast does not constitute good flow.

Eminem hasn't had "skill" in almost a decade.

"Little gay lookin' boy/So gay I can barely say it with a straight face lookin' boy"

I think giving this above a D is a massive joke. If you think these lyrics are "interesting" then… well, I just don't know…

Eminem has always been immature and homophobic. But at least he used to be able to rap.
His horrible lyrics were more acceptable when being irreverent was his entire shtick. Rapping those lyrics in his awful "serious" style is just bad. D/F.

I'd watch a movie documenting exactly what Jeff Tremaine did as "director" of Jackass.

Common mistake. Rob Delaney played Karen Walker on Will & Grace.

Twitter comedians are the pet rocks of our our times.

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