I didn't see that movie because it looked stupid and I'm not a child, but Jason Schwartzmann kicking ass does not surprise me. He played unhinged pretty well in Rushmore.

What? He got owned by the only interesting character of the entire new trilogy and the coolest Star Wars character since __________

What? He got owned by the only interesting character of the entire new trilogy and the coolest Star Wars character since __________

Oh, that meaningless term that the AV Club incoherently applies to any attractive actress between the ages of 18-35 and appearing in a non-Hollywood-blockbuster movie?

Oh, that meaningless term that the AV Club incoherently applies to any attractive actress between the ages of 18-35 and appearing in a non-Hollywood-blockbuster movie?

There is nothing cool about CJ…

There is nothing cool about CJ…

No offense, but you have to be pretty out of touch to think that CJ is a "talented chef"

No offense, but you have to be pretty out of touch to think that CJ is a "talented chef"

Go away, Werner Herzog

Go away, Werner Herzog

Let me know when they come out with a version that actually loads.

Let me know when they come out with a version that actually loads.

I heard he also found a condom that he carries around, and he isn't affraid to use it.

I heard he also found a condom that he carries around, and he isn't affraid to use it.

"she discusses seeing acupuncturists, chiropractors, herbalists, and other specialists without getting an official diagnosis"

"she discusses seeing acupuncturists, chiropractors, herbalists, and other specialists without getting an official diagnosis"

Smeagol Dufresne crawled through a river of shit and came out Gollum on the other side

Smeagol Dufresne crawled through a river of shit and came out Gollum on the other side

Team Tesar!