I liked it, too, man. Like I said way ^ there, I could sympathize with the desire.

"God" from last season was the best, however demoralizing.

They think I'm awesome too until I'm all like, "Hey, so when can I eat your mom's doodee?"

I think she's pretty sexy. I could love a woman like that, especially one who constantly mocks me.

P.S. From here on out I will never criticize the spelling of another poster. Fuck it. There's no spell check. We're all frienemies here!

Posting a comment, like, a day after the corresponding article's publication makes me feel like I'm stopping by a bar at about five in the afternoon and it's just me and the bartender.

@pitch perfect, and nothing else: Ditto. Not really that funny most of the time.

Had to look that name up. But now I see. One apparently from Kanye West's "Gold digger" was the first result. First time I've ever seen those. Pretty funny.

I just thought of a potential new meme. "Come with me if you want to live." Somebody run with it. I'm just giving these away. Use your imagination! Have fun with it!

>"few"

@GhaleonQ — Vaguely what I might have concluded myself as I read over the unanimous praise. I gave this one a generous "B." Sometimes it's not so funny, sometimes it's not so deep. It's often subtle—which is realistic, just not hand-in-hand with compelling.

I couldn't get off on this one…
Ya can't spell "fetish" without S-H-I-T. Am I right, ladies?

The George Michael cover was straight…
Now they remind me of this pseudomilf up the street who "used to" smoke meth, but continues to mow three or four neighbors' lawns at a blistering pace. Miss Tracy. What's up with black people's insistence on referring to older women as Miss. …I wish I were dead.