Ironically, someone spilled one of those ICEE drinks on the script, and 100 pages were lost.

Aw. You're mean!

A good hedge fund billionaire knows a deal when he sees one!

You know, I love the idea of Diners, Drive-ins and Dives, I just can't stand that Guy Fieri is the guy who has to take us to these places.

As a regular AC visitor, I could easily see some old casino patron (possibly from Caesar's) tottering onto the Boardwalk and accidentally winning the competition.

Dear Army Guys,

I downloaded this for my iPad, actually. It really is a lot of fun.

This looks like a good show for Nestor Carbonell and his Egyptian style eye-liner.

Sluggo Transmitted Diseases?

It's probably just me, but every time Mr. Ford was referenced in the review, I couldn't help but think of the one from Frisky Dingo (and that one scene in Archer). Which was quite confusing.

Dawes-

Charlie did once.

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I would like to see Team America show up.

Hopefully, when the AV Club starts reviewing this show, this is the first comment in every single "reasonable discussion". 

But the gang did solve the gas crisis in that one episode, and that featured a gas station.  So maybe it was Exxon after all.

"You told them everything?!?"

Not only is this show great, but I started watching Dan Mintz' stand up because of it, and he's hilarious even when he's not Tina!

You got flu-like symptoms.  I'm sorry for your loss.

You know, Poltergeist is one of my favorite movies, but this is actually the first time I realized that Craig T. Nelson's character had a name, and that it was Steve Freeling.  He's always just been "the Dad, you know 'Craig T. Nelson'.